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i have actually eaten horse meat. steak du cheval. in wavre. it was delicious.
but now i am vegetarian.

horse meat.

She's just remembered the existence of rings and wants to share.

hang on. no one communicated endless regret here.
that's my actual regret.

so he doesn't leave his corpse lying around on the floor like a discarded packet of life.

yeah, it's my comedy night. nothing makes much sense.

you'd better come see me live then. :3

when i look at gua, the internet seems so old. like an old craggy man desperately trying to weave a coffin for himself.

I am, which is why I end up doing most of my gesturing with my left hand. Right hand to mouth doesn't require any dexterity.

Man, I answered that question so adequately. Trail blazin'.

hey man. that's the worst insult. you save that for special occasions. you don't just whip that out willy-nilly.

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i want to call something 'vigintillion', but you can have that idea. also it would not be suitable for a freelance flyering business. but still. listen come to the uk. i own a business. it's pretty...

I AM SWORDSPLAY. HERE IS MY REPLICA SWORD. HERE IS MY FRIENDLY SMILE. HERE IS MY MIDDLE DISTANCE.

MIDDLE DISTANCE.

MIDDLE DISTANCE.

MIDDLE DISTANCE.

this thread is chapsticks.
xboxes are for tiny fairy knights.

i am absolutely sick of curse words. i don't mind genitals or sex - but everyone tarnishes them. the things i hate are ignorance and spiders. so i use them instead.

It was there to pad out a list. I didn't expect people to go for it. And I wasn't about to go "no way guys, we can't use that, this relates to something inconsequential i did on the internet years...

i only have hot knives for you uriah. the hottest.

hello sr gregor. it is good know that you.

jesus of god, how is your.

legion - it was always the best.

yoyo - what the fuck man. look...

I wrote down a huge list of names for everyone. They liked that one?
I have claim to it. So. Used it?

Endless regret. Endless regret.

Hey guys. How're your bones? Soft and bones? Listen.
I found this key. And when I opened the door it was this forum. And I was all: nostalgia? You ghastly...

Ka-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum PLASH.

urgh. a william riker joke? maybe i should stick around, in a consultancy role.

rice you are always welcome in my heart. you want contact details IM me they're all yours. but i only wander around this elephant's graveyards for hits. I take what little energy there is in this...

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Remember when I posted up that episode of that sketch troupe I'm in? Remember? And you all said "that was good, I would listen to more of that". Well now you can!
We've done a second episode,...

Just for a frame of reference, could you tell me what sketch comedy you already enjoy?

This was a live radio comedy. Just as radio stations in Britain do often, they will record the voices and...