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Overlord
2nd August 2011, 09:28 PM
Currently only a one-man alliance (application requirements are strict, see below), we worship pizza, and it is the basis of our food pyramid.
We enjoy long walks on the beach while eating pizza, dancing on a Friday night (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUiurkVTjUw) (sometimes while eating pizza), and drunken Skype calls.
As a RoC alliance, we enjoy stealing golds to fuel our pizza addiction, sabotaging other players to weaken their economy and thus increase the value of our currency (the PIZZA DOLLA) compared to theirs (for the purpose of increasing our pizza buying power over them).

To join, you must complete the following:
-A 1000 word essay on pizza, its origins, evolution throughout the years, and why it is the greatest food on the planet.
-A sonnet (must bring a tear to my eye), extolling the deliciousness of pizza.

Any alliance wishing to be allied with PIZZA must make a tribute of pizza to myself. You must offer a pizza that I like, anything else will be met with a declaration of war. You are only allowed one attempt at this.

For any other queries, please post below, and I will attempt to stop eating pizza for long enough to wipe the grease off my fingers and reply.

AxEHeaD15
3rd August 2011, 06:36 AM
Where do we send the application?

-AxE

Overlord
3rd August 2011, 07:01 AM
To DarthVader (http://www.ruinsofchaos.com/stats.php?id=23007) ingame.