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chaosxemperor
5th August 2008, 04:16 PM
Yeah, I know it's annoying when you get turnfarmed. Yeah, I know it's annoying when people kill your mercs/TBG men for really crap hit.
But don't you think some AA's are a BIT ridiculous?

Case in point:
Army Size: 1,170 (Dwarves)

His AA reads:
ALLIANCE COMMANDER LOOKING FOR OFFICERS
NO HITS UNDER 1MILL

Right? Wrong? Plain stupid?

~SageShadows

chaser1
5th August 2008, 04:56 PM
i think it would depend on what his DA was. If its under 2 mil, then yah, stupid.

ThomasA
5th August 2008, 05:32 PM
What are reasonable hit limits this age?

chaosxemperor
5th August 2008, 05:37 PM
i think it would depend on what his DA was. If its under 2 mil, then yah, stupid.
Defensive Action 1,892,824

I don't know what reasonable hits are, but I do know unreasonable demands. >__>

Shorty5124
5th August 2008, 07:09 PM
my DA is about 2.5mill right now, and i ask that there are no hits under 500k



But i base it more on my TBG, which is 120k.

chaosxemperor
5th August 2008, 08:08 PM
my DA is about 2.5mill right now, and i ask that there are no hits under 500k



But i base it more on my TBG, which is 120k.

Yeah, I could understand that. I mean, my DA is crap, but I do turn something rather decent. I'd ask for 3 turns (for FARMING, heck regular hits are whatever).

But come on.
XD

~SageShadows

Number1Prospect
5th August 2008, 09:18 PM
Maybe he hasn't updated it since last age, i just looked at mine and it still says no hits under 2 Mil aha.

THUNDERBOLT
6th August 2008, 12:26 AM
well no many ppl have gud income and low da, so how can we avoid farming them.
Wats the prob in farming, till a person is getting reasonably good amount.
After all, somebdy is goin to take it when u r offline.

MysteriousMan-
6th August 2008, 01:04 AM
90% percent of AA's is str8 bullshit for sure at this stage of the age.

THUNDERBOLT
6th August 2008, 01:32 AM
well i m being chained by pr for farming :P
done 8 attacks in 7 days well they started sabbing so i did too XD

capkop
6th August 2008, 01:36 AM
well no many ppl have gud income and low da, so how can we avoid farming them.
Wats the prob in farming, till a person is getting reasonably good amount.
After all, somebdy is goin to take it when u r offline.
Thunder_Bolt
Army Size: 157
Strike Action: 19,275,556

there are so many people you could hit with that sa/tff that if you wanted to, you could easily avoid farming.

I agree with you that if you aint gna take it someone else will, but I think a lot will sab for farming because they either feel like you're taking advantage of them or just want to an excuse to sab cus they like to sab. At least, those are my motives to sab ppl farming me..

wangster1
6th August 2008, 01:39 AM
check out this guy
Name: St0rmfire
Commander: The_undead_priest
Alliance Commander dudebigdawg
Alliance Name UNTD™
Race: Undead
Rank: 960
Highest Rank 680 / 3 weeks ago
Army Size: 2,022
Treasury: 174,823
Fortifications: Battlements
Ive got Huge DA. Really HUGE. like everything you have ever seen before ! Huging than brokeback mountain !

Hit me when u see me > 500k gold ( this is the average =P, if u see me with more, its a bonus ! )

Stats:
Strike Action: 2,442,388
Defensive Action 260,819
Spy Rating 1,110,528
Sentry Rating 745,114

THUNDERBOLT
6th August 2008, 01:59 AM
@slasher

i m not thunder_bolt --- he is duplicate

i m thunderbolt- the real one :P

heheheha
6th August 2008, 01:24 PM
Strike Action: 22,332,122 , even better:D

Flaming Knights
6th August 2008, 09:45 PM
thunderbolt you dont know how to count. ill leave it at that :P

THUNDERBOLT
6th August 2008, 09:45 PM
but still difficult to fing gold coz few low da ppl have high sentry.
and there r not many low da ppl who can provide u 2 mil/hit :P

Flaming Knights
6th August 2008, 09:48 PM
theres still way to many of you noob slayers about. age 8 (same amount of turns 1 per 3 hours) i could hold 3 hours worth of gold. i ranked 100 da. thats not really low. just way to many of you have sa :no:


also look at this. hits on me

1 hour ago cokelat 2,675,486 Gold stolen
3 hours ago Flyonthewall 2,588,803 Gold stolen


now look at what your hitting me for.

THUNDERBOLT
6th August 2008, 10:10 PM
well in age 8 returns were faster and more ppl with good armies were thr, this age sux.

also i was getting good hits on u arnd 2.1 mil avg but since ur chain sabbed me my head gone blown :P

i had no intentions of farming or so but with 8 attacks in 7 days i was sabbed :(
hmmm ...

and this turn too tbg skipped nd i hadn't recieved any attack turn :(

Flaming Knights
6th August 2008, 10:14 PM
you had 10 XD

like i said learn to count

3 hours ago THUNDERBOLT- 1,842,153 Gold stolen
17 hours ago THUNDERBOLT- 1,334,158 Gold stolen
3 days ago THUNDERBOLT- 1,711,055 Gold stolen
4 days ago THUNDERBOLT- 1,709,379 Gold stolen
4 days ago THUNDERBOLT- 1,185,281 Gold stolen
5 days ago THUNDERBOLT- 1,096,009 Gold stolen
6 days ago THUNDERBOLT- 1,618,798 Gold stolen
7 days ago THUNDERBOLT- 1,028,096 Gold stolen
7 days ago THUNDERBOLT- 1,182,122 Gold stolen
7 days ago THUNDERBOLT- 948,867 Gold stolen

theres 10. thats what got you sabbed. and i dont see 2.1m there

THUNDERBOLT
6th August 2008, 10:22 PM
c before last days i had been attacking u 1 per day but i started farming u only after i was sabbed as u said 7 hits per 7 days i hit u mistakely 8th time in 7th day and was planning to stop for 2 days but i got sabbed :(

before those 2 attacks on 7th day i hadnt attacked u 3 days in a row too :P

Flaming Knights
6th August 2008, 10:24 PM
those hits were all before you were sabbed. i copied/pasted those hits from another thread. those hits were what got you approved to be sabbed :D

THUNDERBOLT
6th August 2008, 10:32 PM
seem u r right i missed a couple but believe me, ppl had hit u worse than that. I reconned u several times and found they hit u in 1.5 mil, even though ur team was sabbing me, i kept my attacks on u above 1.8 mil around.

well it is lot better than this

17 hours ago ShadoW_A12M 264 Gold stolen 0 0 249,794 72,970 details
17 hours ago ShadoW_A12M 378 Gold stolen 0 0 236,288 85,575 details
17 hours ago ShadoW_A12M 1,048 Gold stolen 0 0 238,277 65,582 details
17 hours ago ShadoW_A12M 2,056 Gold stolen 0 0 246,053 74,018 details
17 hours ago ShadoW_A12M 2,455 Gold stolen 0 0 229,639 74,559 details
17 hours ago ShadoW_A12M 5,296 Gold stolen 0 0 247,744 80,709 details
17 hours ago ShadoW_A12M 9,005 Gold stolen 0 0 248,239 75,597 details
17 hours ago ShadoW_A12M 12,352 Gold stolen 0 0 253,293 74,713 details
17 hours ago ShadoW_A12M 17,182 Gold stolen 0 0 243,651 73,357 details
17 hours ago ShadoW_A12M 30,202 Gold stolen 0 0 222,524 70,787 details
2 days ago psr4 185,131 Gold stolen 0 1 259,614 87,320 details
2 days ago psr4 805,310 Gold stolen 0 0 169,475 87,089 details

Flaming Knights
6th August 2008, 10:38 PM
yes, those were after you were added to actions

THUNDERBOLT
6th August 2008, 10:40 PM
ya i m also taking abt my attacks on u during actions on me those were more respectable than previous ones :P

Flaming Knights
6th August 2008, 10:48 PM
errm so. :P

THUNDERBOLT
6th August 2008, 10:50 PM
read ur koc pm ;)

Shorty5124
6th August 2008, 11:17 PM
so yeah, AA's have always been pretty funny. From now on, I will send 50 morale to people who have AA's that make me laugh.

SonOfSam
7th August 2008, 12:56 AM
My DA is over 3 mil, but I welcome anyone who has good SA to take my gold. Besides having ridiculous msgs like 'no more than 3 hits per day' really takes the cake.

Rules state 10 hits per player per day sooooo... screw the msgs... hit em all!!

THUNDERBOLT
7th August 2008, 05:05 AM
u r rite as long as u r getting cool hits it sud not bother how many times u r attacking single person, after all somebdy will take it anyways.

MysteriousMan-
7th August 2008, 10:16 AM
or u will get sabbed badly? ^

Conpmana
7th August 2008, 02:03 PM
Here is a dumb aa for ya:

User Stats
Name: jurgenbie
Commander: K_W_
Alliance Commander dudebigdawg
Alliance Name UNTD™
Race: Dwarves
Rank: 9
Highest Rank 6 / 1 week ago
Army Size: 25,065
Fortifications: Drawbridge

please no online attacks or crappy goldhits
also defended hits will be punished
recon before you atack
and then you will know if your sa is better then my da
dont attack unless you steal 8m<-----said 9 mill this morning but we had some chat
greetz jurgen


Attacks on You
Time Enemy Result Enemy Losses Your Losses Damage by Enemy Damage by You Report
8 hours ago jurgenbie 5,534,945 Gold stolen 176 38 108,005,828 69,434,071 details
10 hours ago LordofShadows 11,032,519 Gold stolen 78 42 142,329,089 72,179,112 details
11 hours ago xNasserx 12,957,200 Gold stolen 69 21 88,630,773 74,862,556 details
14 hours ago Revelation 11,249,266 Gold stolen 29 9 164,854,386 63,396,343 details


jurgenbie None 7 hours ago yes

how about hitting me for at least 2 turns ok? thats 9mill I would prefer you hit me for over 10mill.

jurgenbie None 7 hours ago

sorry mate
i will think about it
very sorry
greetz jurgen

jurgenbie None 7 hours ago yes

your 23k tff and say in you're own aa steal 9mill I am 5x you're size

jurgenbie None 7 hours ago



yeah but thats because i alrady trained a lot down
normally i would have 65000 tff now
greetz jurgne


jurgenbie None 7 hours ago yes

ok even with 65k tff i am over 120k tff and you want players to steal 9mill with 1/3 of the tbg that I have follow your own aa or change it, you think about that.......


So he took 1 mill off his AA demand and I guess is still thinking about hitting me for at least 2 turns lol, then I will have to think about sabbing him if he breaks his own aa again :)

Shorty5124
7th August 2008, 02:06 PM
it isn't news that people don't like being farmed. Imagine being a large account, if someone hits you every turn for crappy gold, you are losing a TON of soldiers. so yeah, the gold will be stolen either way, but you'll lose less soldiers if your gold accumulates.

This thread is boring.

boriszima
7th August 2008, 08:48 PM
it isn't news that people don't like being farmed. Imagine being a large account, if someone hits you every turn for crappy gold, you are losing a TON of soldiers. so yeah, the gold will be stolen either way, but you'll lose less soldiers if your gold accumulates.

This thread is boring.

perhaps that should raise a red flag which says something " oh i wonder why is this?" those people then should build up Defense. Any AA asking not to get hit, or when to get hit or hit and be sabbed is just improbable. and many do lie about their defense or how much gold they can keep. I dont care how much gold, if i you have enough for me, i take it. AA that talk about farming - understandable if not too crazy. Online attacks - whatever, i look for enemies else where.

Decapitated_Da_Bomb
8th August 2008, 03:21 AM
I find that a lot of the AA's are just plain dumb. I usually don't bother reading them and check out their DA and how much gold they have. If they have a bunch of gold I could care less if they don't people hitting them for that amount, I will hit them anyway. As for online hits, if they have lots of gold, they better spend it fast. This is war, so don't complain if you are slow spending your gold.

ThomasA
8th August 2008, 07:58 AM
Likewise, if you are sabbed for your actions, dont complain. As you put it, it is war.

Decapitated_Da_Bomb
8th August 2008, 03:34 PM
Likewise, if you are sabbed for your actions, dont complain. As you put it, it is war.

Exactly. I have been sabbed countless times this age for all the attacks I have done on people. I get a bunch of gold for doing online hits and lose a bunch getting sabbed for it. It is all part of the game. It's the people with ridiculous AA's that are just asking for someone to do something they really won't like to them.

SonOfSam
10th August 2008, 12:23 AM
I find that a lot of the AA's are just plain dumb. I usually don't bother reading them and check out their DA and how much gold they have. If they have a bunch of gold I could care less if they don't people hitting them for that amount, I will hit them anyway. As for online hits, if they have lots of gold, they better spend it fast. This is war, so don't complain if you are slow spending your gold.

I agree with u on that. The whole 'no online farming' is total bullshit! This is some unseen agreement players have pushed around because of their noob DA, so they can play slayer the whole age.
Me for one will hit anyone online if the gold's good and risk the consequences later, like sabs and threats lol.
Besides like u say... THIS IS WAR!! THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!:shoop:

IRGRL
10th August 2008, 06:13 AM
i prefer to read AAs and do the exact opposite of them :)
always makes for good fun

AAs like this are ridiculous though, just means they cant do the job themselves

Name: coolblades
Commander: TRU-
Alliance Commander Sabato
Alliance Name RF™
Race: Undead
Rank: 770
Highest Rank 166 / 4 weeks ago
Army Size: 218
Treasury: 386,180
Fortifications: Boiling Oil

Vivlady sabs me
I sab back
LGVNC makes me leave clan???
WTF is worng with this pic??
will give clicks and money to anyone who sabs vivlady and her chain!!



idle threats FTW

i say we go back to no AA, old school FTW

Vengeful_Assasin
11th August 2008, 02:46 AM
Name: iiii
Commander: Insert_Name_Here
Alliance Commander sKaRhEaD_LaCN
Alliance Name LaCN
Race: Humans
Rank: 2,925
Highest Rank 2,575 / 2 weeks ago
Army Size: 41
Treasury: 31,259
Fortifications: Camp
:P
from now on I will only attack these people

Quasar_DR
ArminiusGermanicus
ALF_G



^--- he's a hater I guess

Decapitated_Da_Bomb
11th August 2008, 04:50 PM
i prefer to read AAs and do the exact opposite of them :)
always makes for good fun

AAs like this are ridiculous though, just means they cant do the job themselves

Name: coolblades
Commander: TRU-
Alliance Commander Sabato
Alliance Name RF™
Race: Undead
Rank: 770
Highest Rank 166 / 4 weeks ago
Army Size: 218
Treasury: 386,180
Fortifications: Boiling Oil

Vivlady sabs me
I sab back
LGVNC makes me leave clan???
WTF is worng with this pic??
will give clicks and money to anyone who sabs vivlady and her chain!!



idle threats FTW

i say we go back to no AA, old school FTW

I wouldn't mind that, but it would take away the random good laugh I get from a comical AA. However, if we took out the AA I don't know how much it will change things. 90% of threats made in them are empty, I should know this because only 1/10 people follows through in sabbing me.

HoMiCiD3
12th August 2008, 02:48 AM
i prefer to read AAs and do the exact opposite of them :)
always makes for good fun

AAs like this are ridiculous though, just means they cant do the job themselves

Name: coolblades
Commander: TRU-
Alliance Commander Sabato
Alliance Name RF™
Race: Undead
Rank: 770
Highest Rank 166 / 4 weeks ago
Army Size: 218
Treasury: 386,180
Fortifications: Boiling Oil

Vivlady sabs me
I sab back
LGVNC makes me leave clan???
WTF is worng with this pic??
will give clicks and money to anyone who sabs vivlady and her chain!!



idle threats FTW

i say we go back to no AA, old school FTW
wtf kinda idiot boots a guy out of chain for retaliating to bs? someone shudda told me bout this i wudda cut sick at the dude asked him to leave chain.

trigger-joe
17th August 2008, 05:44 PM
my AA is no joke. I have stood by it before and will in the future...

Vengeful_Assasin
19th August 2008, 09:43 PM
Name: pandabear69
Commander: None
Alliance Name ƝIƬƸ
Race: Elves
Rank: 193
Highest Rank 22 / 1 month ago
Army Size: 296
Treasury: 364,007
Fortifications: Boiling Oil
THE sabber for ƝIƬƸ
As long as i live
ƝIƬƸ will never die
27307
NITE NOW HAS A 1 HIT A WEEK POLICY - FARMERS WILL BE SABBED

NiTe FoR LiFe... We ArE GrEaT OnCe AgAin

I wonder how long their policy will last

HoMiCiD3
19th August 2008, 10:17 PM
well why don't you go ask ES how long theirs lasted...

Vengeful_Assasin
19th August 2008, 11:12 PM
they are not ES and are incomparable to ES. ES are war chain they are whine chain at least that is what my experience thought me in the previous ages. Who knows everybody changes...so i wonder...

Lord_Ezek
20th August 2008, 03:36 AM
Name: iiii
Commander: Insert_Name_Here
Alliance Commander sKaRhEaD_LaCN
Alliance Name LaCN
Race: Humans
Rank: 2,925
Highest Rank 2,575 / 2 weeks ago
Army Size: 41
Treasury: 31,259
Fortifications: Camp
:P
from now on I will only attack these people

Quasar_DR
ArminiusGermanicus
ALF_G



^--- he's a hater I guess

he changed it now.

he was kicked out of chain week/s ago lol

Laqeesha
20th August 2008, 08:24 AM
I love funny AA's they give me something to read.

Quasar
30th August 2008, 12:18 AM
they are not ES and are incomparable to ES. ES are war chain they are whine chain

hell yes.

and that's never gonna change.

R3venge
30th August 2008, 03:43 AM
I aggree with the B1tch, old school no AA is best.

Volcano
30th August 2008, 02:44 PM
AAs are just the nerdy way of self-defense. In my AA I have "I don't read AAs, if you have something to say you send me a message." And then when someone threatens to sab me or something I point out that my strike is still higher than their DA, lol.

Quasar
30th August 2008, 03:19 PM
Volc, do you still play this age? Come on IRC sometime man.

Ontopic: Nah, I think AA's are better... just the ridiculous way some retards use them :p

SonOfSam
9th September 2008, 02:31 AM
I found one I thought was quite funny...

Name: LOTRRULZ
Commander: Tassadar_Orc
Alliance Commander emike55
Alliance Name PR
Race: Humans
Rank: 1,847
Highest Rank 1,481 / 2 weeks ago
Army Size: 407
Treasury: 152,553
Fortifications: Portcullis

"Every one of my stats ranks 2000 or better. You really want to mess with me?"