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2nd December 2004, 12:41 PM
Hi, I'm the host of mathematical proofs for fools.

Today, we will prove that women are evil.

It is well known that money is the root of all evil.
M = √E

According to common belief, women are worth both time and money.
W = T * M

It is also well documented that time is money.
T = M

Therefore:
W = M * M = √E * √E = E

W = E
Women are evil.

Jack
2nd December 2004, 12:43 PM
Welcome to GUA.

In the future, you might want to post things like that in spam/chat instead.

I like your username, by the way.

Touch_of_Death
2nd December 2004, 12:45 PM
Hi,


Woman are evil? Not the woman I know, they make me horny (that is good!). But anyway welcome.

Have fun!

Mapkovich
2nd December 2004, 12:45 PM
lol.

Watch yourself. You might get stabbed in the throat by Krystin or one of the other women here if you don't keep that mathematic proof on a low profile.

yup... and unfortunately I can and will not try and protect you, I value my balls too much.

Have fun, read the rules, and don't spontaneously combust, or I will sue you for getting human dust on the GUA carpet.

Ceres
2nd December 2004, 01:38 PM
Ninja is a wise one, yes.

The only guy I purposely kicked dead on in the balls said I missed. BOTH TIMES. :\

Anyway, being evil is fun.

Welcome to the board, watch your face or I might kick in it. ^_^

Stephen
2nd December 2004, 06:16 PM
So if insert something into you, you will return it squared?

I tremble at what that could imply...

Jack
3rd December 2004, 12:59 PM
SK... You mean, if you stick 10 dollars in him, you'll get 100 dollars out?

Stephen
3rd December 2004, 03:28 PM
... yes. Money, that's what I was talking out.

Okay, someone with such a cool name needs to keep posting... don't go inactive on me!

ShadowGandalf
3rd December 2004, 06:41 PM
but SK! 1 inch squared only gets out 1 inch!

So much for your hopes of growth.

And by the way, welcome. Trippy username.