Hi

[ƒ(x) = x²]

Hi, I'm the host of mathematical proofs for fools.

Today, we will prove that women are evil.

It is well known that money is the root of all evil.
M = √E

According to common belief, women are worth both time and money.
W = T * M

It is also well documented that time is money.
T = M

Therefore:
W = M * M = √E * √E = E

W = E
Women are evil.

[Jack]

Welcome to GUA.

In the future, you might want to post things like that in spam/chat instead.

I like your username, by the way.

[Touch_of_Death]

Hi,


Woman are evil? Not the woman I know, they make me horny (that is good!). But anyway welcome.

Have fun!

[Mapkovich]

lol.

Watch yourself. You might get stabbed in the throat by Krystin or one of the other women here if you don't keep that mathematic proof on a low profile.

yup... and unfortunately I can and will not try and protect you, I value my balls too much.

Have fun, read the rules, and don't spontaneously combust, or I will sue you for getting human dust on the GUA carpet.

[Ceres]

Ninja is a wise one, yes.

The only guy I purposely kicked dead on in the balls said I missed. BOTH TIMES. :\

Anyway, being evil is fun.

Welcome to the board, watch your face or I might kick in it. ^_^

[Stephen]

So if insert something into you, you will return it squared?

I tremble at what that could imply...

[Jack]

SK... You mean, if you stick 10 dollars in him, you'll get 100 dollars out?

[Stephen]

... yes. Money, that's what I was talking out.

Okay, someone with such a cool name needs to keep posting... don't go inactive on me!

[ShadowGandalf]

but SK! 1 inch squared only gets out 1 inch!

So much for your hopes of growth.

And by the way, welcome. Trippy username.