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iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 06:17 PM
OK this goes like this.

Q. Why is Tau called Tau?

A. Cause Bob was taken.

Got it? oh well.

Q. Why am I called Kirby?

donleysean420
4th September 2004, 06:23 PM
a. because hoover was taken. (vacuum cleaners :) )

q. why is everything in here gray and white?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 06:24 PM
A. because Tau masterbates to pink

Q. What is masterbating?

Terra
4th September 2004, 06:26 PM
YES! Finally, one of these!

A. A birth control method

Q. Why was that answer so lacking in wit and funniness?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 06:26 PM
A1. So that Tau can't masterbate to it.

A2. Masturbating is how you worship X.

A3. Because it's IWIK.

Q. Why have I decided to keep my old name and avatar?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 06:27 PM
Q. because you masterbate to X

A. Why is "A2. Masturbating is how you worship X." sigged?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 06:29 PM
A. Because it's true..

Q. Why did IWIK switch Q and A in his last post?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 06:30 PM
A. Because Marushia made him randy

Q. Do I make you randy?

Ganks
4th September 2004, 06:32 PM
A. No but u make Lenin randy

Q. wut is the meaning of llama

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 06:34 PM
A. A short bald Tau

Q. Why do I make Lenin randy?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 07:20 PM
A1. No, but X does.

A2. Because X demands that you do, silly.

Q. Who thinks the new smileys rock?

Terra
4th September 2004, 07:23 PM
Fake A: Nobody. You're all alone you pathetic waste of flesh.
Real A: Me at least.

Q: Why did I keep my avatar, but not my old name (Sora)?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 07:34 PM
Marushi you are only suuposed to answer the last quetion.

A. Cause you can't count past 10

Q. How do you count to 10?

How do you do that new siley?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 07:37 PM
Yeah, but I really wanted to answer the other one.

A. I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 07:38 PM
A. because seven eight nine :D

Q. Why is the You Rock dude masterbating that pole?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 07:40 PM
A. Because he's praising X, of course.

Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to tell you that nothing's wrong with you?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 07:42 PM
A. There is something wrong with me?

Q. Should we kidnap Tau and have our way with him?

Techno-Vamp
4th September 2004, 07:43 PM
A.- yes and we should.

B.-Why dose Tau do this to himself?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 07:46 PM
A. because he is thay way

Q. When should we do it and who should make the thread?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 07:47 PM
A. As soon as we stop doing what we're doing now.

Q. When will that be?

Techno-Vamp
4th September 2004, 07:48 PM
A.- next year.

B.- Why did this get started?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 07:50 PM
A. Because I got Randy looking at naked King X

Q. How long is my wand?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 07:51 PM
A. Not nearly as long as King X's.

Q. What is the forbidden letter?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 07:52 PM
A. The letter that comes before Q and after O

Q. Should King X be single?

Terra
4th September 2004, 07:53 PM
A: J. What kind of stupid question is this?

Q: Well? What kind of stupid question was it?

Ganks
4th September 2004, 07:53 PM
A. a really stupid 1

Q. who on gua is God?

Techno-Vamp
4th September 2004, 07:55 PM
A.- That is simple Me

B.-Why did you even have to ask?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 07:56 PM
A. Because he forgot.

Q. Who is Jesus?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 07:56 PM
A. Because you aren't.

Q. Who should we force to mate with King X?

Techno-Vamp
4th September 2004, 07:57 PM
A-noone

B.-Kirby messed it up right?

Xv_raven_vX
4th September 2004, 07:59 PM
A: Yes he did
Q: Why can't the earth be square?

Terra
4th September 2004, 08:00 PM
A. No. It's all in your mind you worthless piece of watery flesh. -_-

Q: Was it all in his mind?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 08:01 PM
A. Mold.

Q. Is my wand bigger then yours?

Techno-Vamp
4th September 2004, 08:05 PM
A.-Nope

B.- Mine is the Biggest wond around right?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 08:06 PM
A. King X's is bigger.

Q. Should we assasinate all T followers?

Techno-Vamp
4th September 2004, 08:09 PM
A.-Yup

B.-Your a weird being right?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 08:13 PM
A. Depends. are you a T follower?

Q. Well?

Xv_raven_vX
4th September 2004, 08:14 PM
A: huh?.......
Q: Who is King X?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 08:15 PM
A. King X is our king.

Q. Will he be your king?

Terra
4th September 2004, 08:15 PM
A: Infidel! *executes in cold blood*

Q: Anybody want the meat?

Xv_raven_vX
4th September 2004, 08:17 PM
A:Yes, well done please
Q: Could i take king X?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 08:21 PM
A. take King X as in how?

Q. Well?

m41k
4th September 2004, 09:18 PM
a. you know, "take" him (probably from behind)

b. wtf are we talking about?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 09:21 PM
A. my wand and Tau's butt

Q. Is that you in your avatar?

Darkstar_
4th September 2004, 09:25 PM
A. because your pink

Q. Does pink make you gay?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 09:27 PM
A. No cause I use pink

Q. Why did you answer make no sence?

Hawk
4th September 2004, 09:29 PM
A. No cause I use pink

Q. Why did you answer make no sence?

A. Because it wasnt meant to

Q. Why do people ask questions?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 09:42 PM
A. Because answers make them randy

Q. Why am I not on your <3 list?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 10:06 PM
A. Because King X is punishing you.

Q. Why am I not on Hawk's respect list?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 10:10 PM
A. Because you have people masterbating signs in your sig

Q. Is Kirby hawt?

Kerry04
4th September 2004, 10:25 PM
A. No, Kirby is hot.

Q. What's wrong with people masturbating signs?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 10:27 PM
A. You can get splinters then when you masterbate you can get splinters on your wand.

Q. What is a wand?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 10:27 PM
A. Nothing. In fact, it's one of the best ways to praise King X. Remember that next time you masturbate!

Q. Who here has been to WoW?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 10:28 PM
Damn it IWIK!! You posted before me.

Xv_raven_vX
4th September 2004, 10:28 PM
A: not me
Q: How come i rule so much?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 10:30 PM
A. Because Iruel is one sexy Virgin Virginian.

Q. Does T suck ass?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 10:30 PM
A. You doun't. You forgot to add the d to make it drule cause you can't spell.

Q. What is WoW?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 10:38 PM
A. Vincent's new forum. And I was refering to a girl who's user name is Iruel.

Q. Why doesn't anyone realize these things?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 10:46 PM
Q. I know iruel. I just didn't know WoW. I though it was World of Warcraft,

A. Am I realy going to bed now?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 10:51 PM
A. I was wondering that myself.

Q. Is there a WoW link in Vincent's sig?

Daedalus
4th September 2004, 11:01 PM
A: Does it matter?

Q: 42!

Marushia
4th September 2004, 11:02 PM
A. This sentence no verb.

Q. Is a question?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 11:05 PM
A. Not yet.

Q. Ok I am going to bed FINALY...Right?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 11:06 PM
A. No. Your not.

Q. Are you going to sign up for WoW?

iwishiknew
4th September 2004, 11:07 PM
A. I doun't have the link. Pm it to me?

Q. Sex?????

Marushia
4th September 2004, 11:14 PM
Or you could just click here. (lordofflames294.proboards28.com)

A. Yes please.

Q. X?

Daedalus
4th September 2004, 11:19 PM
A: T!

Q: What is the purpose of this thread?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 11:25 PM
A. Try reading the title next time.

Q. Should I add Daedalus to my Respect List or to my Disrespect list?

Daedalus
4th September 2004, 11:29 PM
A: Add him to your "What the fuck is this guy doing" list.

Q: Why do people misinterpret my attempts at pretending to ask stupid questions as actually being stupid questions?

(This question begs insults...)

Marushia
4th September 2004, 11:36 PM
A. Because you put it into a thread where people expect any and all questions to be genuinely stupid.

Q. Why do you ask?

Daedalus
4th September 2004, 11:38 PM
A: Because I'm stupid, stupid!

Q: What percentage of the world's population lives in Timbuktoo?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 11:41 PM
A. A positive percentage.

Q. Where are you from, Daedalus?

Daedalus
4th September 2004, 11:44 PM
A: Brontitall.

Q: What was my answer a reference from?

Marushia
4th September 2004, 11:59 PM
A. I have no idea and I was being serious since you were complaining about people thinking your questions were stupid.

Q. So, where are you from?

Daedalus
5th September 2004, 12:02 AM
A: Betelgeuse 5

Q: Why are you asking?

Marushia
5th September 2004, 12:03 AM
A. Several reasons.

Q. Why are you dodging the question?

Daedalus
5th September 2004, 12:08 AM
A: Because I find it best not to divulge personal information online.

Q: Why haven't you read or listened to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Marushia
5th September 2004, 12:19 AM
A. Who says I haven't?

Q. Who says I haven't?

Daedalus
5th September 2004, 12:37 AM
A: If you had, you would know what "Brontitall" was a reference from.

Q: Why didn't I realize that Brontitall was a reference from the radio only, and not the book?

Marushia
5th September 2004, 12:45 AM
Gotta do some other stuff after this, but will be back.

A. Because you aren't as clever as you thought you were.

Q. What time is it?

Daedalus
5th September 2004, 01:00 AM
A: Late

Q: Why do I ask why you ask, which I do now?

Terra
5th September 2004, 01:38 AM
A: Because... you like making my head hurt? I'm going to go over there and hit that rock until my head feels better.

Q: Where did I get that last line of my answer, which became my question?

Daedalus
5th September 2004, 01:40 AM
A: From the stone you hit your head with, of course.

Q: What is the meaning of death?

Terra
5th September 2004, 01:59 AM
A: For people to steal your corpse and recycle it back into our food supply. You don't honestly believe that all of that is REALLY cow do you?

Q: Well, do you?

Tarukai
5th September 2004, 02:07 AM
A. depends, what meat are they processed into?

Q. is anyone going to read this question?

asda[wc3]
5th September 2004, 02:08 AM
A. no

Q. What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

Terra
5th September 2004, 02:09 AM
A: Some sort of genetic freak. Or roadkill. Mmm...

Q: Were you expecting me to give some mushed together word?

Marushia
5th September 2004, 02:28 AM
A. No, I was expecting you to give worse than what you did give.

Q. Who else thinks Inu Yasha is great besides me (even though I don't have any sig/avatar stuff for it)?

iwishiknew
5th September 2004, 07:38 AM
A. Inu Yasha

Q. Who here likes to eat roakkill besides me?

Daedalus
5th September 2004, 07:57 AM
A: My neighbor's dog.

Q: Do you like tea?

iwishiknew
5th September 2004, 07:59 AM
A. the drink or the letter?

Q. Why hasn't Marushia posted in the X Followers clan yet?

Daedalus
5th September 2004, 08:09 AM
A: Perhaps she doesn't yet know...

Q: Do you like tea?

(T the letter is spelled 'T' or 'tee,' by the way, NEVER 'tea.' Thus, I mean tea the drink)

iwishiknew
5th September 2004, 08:31 AM
A. Yes as long as it is regular sweet or unsweet.

Q. Marushi is a girl?

Silver lady
5th September 2004, 12:35 PM
A at a guess I'd say yes
Q why does everyone put down poor tau?

Eyeflash
5th September 2004, 12:44 PM
A: Because people like to complain.
Q: Why the hell do people put "Member of GUA since..." in their sigs?

Hawk
5th September 2004, 12:53 PM
A: Because it makes them feel special
Q: Are you jealous of us old members?

SilverTears
5th September 2004, 02:50 PM
A: No, because you have old skin so I laugh!
Q: How many GUA members does it take to screw in a light bulb? o.O

wolfstrike
5th September 2004, 02:54 PM
A: none cause we dont ntice when it goes out

Q: what is the perpose of sex?

Ganks
5th September 2004, 05:14 PM
A. for men to have fun

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Daedalus
5th September 2004, 07:05 PM
A: Brain chemistry.

Q: Is this a question?

Marushia
5th September 2004, 08:01 PM
A. No, it's an interrogative statement.

Q. Why am I not allowed to reply to open threads in the Announcements and Suggestions forums?

Daedalus
5th September 2004, 08:16 PM
A: The announcements forum is closed to members because it's the ANNOUNCEMENTS forum, and the Suggestion forum is temporarily closed because the site is still being worked on and any more suggestions will likely be about the things that are currently being worked on and besides that Tau was getting annoyed.

Q: This statement is false, no?

Marushia
6th September 2004, 11:39 AM
A. I love paradoxal questions.

Q. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

(There actually is a real and logical answer to that question that makes it unparadoxal.)

Marushia
7th September 2004, 02:15 AM
Bump

(damn, too short)

iwishiknew
7th September 2004, 02:00 PM
BOOYA I am back online.

A. Chicken

Q. Is the answer to this question no?

Daedalus
7th September 2004, 05:45 PM
A: Maybe.

Q: Why are we trying to make paradoxes into questions?

iwishiknew
7th September 2004, 05:46 PM
A. Because I am sexy.

Q. Sexy?

Marushia
8th September 2004, 03:36 PM
A. No, and you're wrong; it was the egg.

Q. Can you guess why that's the right answer?

iwishiknew
8th September 2004, 07:22 PM
A. The Chicken

Q. is this thread becoming dead?

Marushia
8th September 2004, 07:30 PM
A. No, because dinosaur eggs came before chickens.

Q. Who is greater than King X?

iwishiknew
8th September 2004, 07:47 PM
A. His daddy

Q. Does my avater xwns?

Daedalus
8th September 2004, 08:07 PM
A: Only if your sense of style has been assimilated by the evil X worshippers.

Q: Who is X's daddy?

Daedalus
8th September 2004, 08:07 PM
A: W.

Q: Altoids > all other mints, no?

iwishiknew
8th September 2004, 08:08 PM
A. Who else? His mom's husband

Q. Does it realy look that bad?

Daedalus
8th September 2004, 08:32 PM
A: Who am I to judge?

Q: Why did you respond to the second-to-last post?

Sw0rdsplay
8th September 2004, 10:34 PM
A: He likes cheeze

Q: 1s meh avat0r 1337?

Marushia
8th September 2004, 11:28 PM
A. It depends on what 1337 means.

Q. What does 1337 mean?

iwishiknew
9th September 2004, 03:45 AM
A. real real Kewl

Q. Kewl?

Sw0rdsplay
9th September 2004, 03:31 PM
A: No

Q: Yes?

iwishiknew
9th September 2004, 03:36 PM
A. Like I care

Q. HAHAHA I XWNED J00?

Daedalus
9th September 2004, 03:53 PM
A: Not me, but maybe Swordsplay.

Q: Make sense this question does?

Kerry04
9th September 2004, 04:18 PM
A. Grammar horrible you have.

Q. Who will win, Kerry or Bush?

seta
9th September 2004, 04:50 PM
A. Durrrrr, Seta Soujiro

Q. .

Mapkovich
9th September 2004, 07:46 PM
A. You Wish!

Q: Yes or No, Who is Bob Dole?

Pervertedhitman
9th September 2004, 08:18 PM
KoC A. OMG IMA SAB J00 NOOB

KoC Q. Will Denny win?

A. Window. Do not spam again.

Q. 1 + 1 = ?

iwishiknew
9th September 2004, 09:33 PM
A. Duh 9 trilion

Q. I though we couldn't count past 10?

Sw0rdsplay
9th September 2004, 09:36 PM
A: . hahahahaha pwned

Q: Tau = + ?

iwishiknew
9th September 2004, 09:44 PM
A. Me + Sexy

Q. Who is my secret admirer?

Sw0rdsplay
10th September 2004, 12:13 AM
A: Lenin

Q: Borg is h, correct?

iwishiknew
10th September 2004, 03:05 AM
A. H?

Q. Why is no one else posting?

asda[wc3]
10th September 2004, 11:04 AM
A. Becuase this thread sucks.

Q. Will a mod close this, like CLSOED style?

iwishiknew
10th September 2004, 12:33 PM
A. No.

Q. Why is the baby mad?

Marushia
10th September 2004, 06:05 PM
A. Because he's stuck giving you the finger.

Q. Why didn't you realize that before?

iwishiknew
10th September 2004, 07:19 PM
A. I keep my finger in my pants

Q. What finger was I talking about?

Marushia
10th September 2004, 10:36 PM
A. The one you use to worshix X with.

Q. Do I have to give a question?

iwishiknew
10th September 2004, 11:07 PM
A. If you can post why you shouldn't then maybe

Q. Would yall like to join my forum?

Marushia
11th September 2004, 01:17 AM
A. Um, perhaps.

Q. What 4-um would that be?

iwishiknew
11th September 2004, 01:22 AM
A. Mine. Duh

Q. you one I sent you?

Advent
11th September 2004, 03:43 AM
A: T > J

Q: Be smart, don't be a retard.. T > J?

iwishiknew
11th September 2004, 03:46 AM
A. No King X > t and J > t

Q. Duh?

Duke Manboy IV
11th September 2004, 04:18 AM
A. Faggot

Q. Faggot?

iwishiknew
11th September 2004, 03:50 PM
A. Watch your language

Q. Language?

Marushia
11th September 2004, 08:29 PM
A. Watch your jargon.

Q. Jargon?

iwishiknew
11th September 2004, 08:39 PM
A. LOLZOR. Good one

Q. Borg Kirby?

Squidi
11th September 2004, 08:40 PM
A. wtf

Q. Pie...... Orange Pie...... yummy?

iwishiknew
11th September 2004, 08:48 PM
A. Is that healrhy?

Q. Well??

Marushia
11th September 2004, 08:53 PM
A. Yes and yummy.

Q. What kind of pie do you like?

Sw0rdsplay
11th September 2004, 10:37 PM
A: Haha, I liek turkey too

Q: Why did someone steal my old GUA name? http://www.giveupalready.com/member.php?u=1011

Marushia
11th September 2004, 11:01 PM
A. Because I am the Governator.

Q. Is it nice to make fun of people?

Sw0rdsplay
11th September 2004, 11:07 PM
A: Wat do u liek 2 eet?

Q: ?

Squidi
11th September 2004, 11:13 PM
A. Orange Pie

B. Do my two spongebob banners PWN?

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 06:59 AM
A. I doun't see them

Q. WE ARE KIRBY OF BORG. LOWER YOUR SHEILD AND PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED

Touch_of_Death
12th September 2004, 07:38 AM
A.that is not a question, that is a treat... :uhh:

Q. Why has this borgpinkdude the most posts of all?

Advent
12th September 2004, 07:41 AM
closed.. START SPAM

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 10:58 AM
A. Because I have no life

Q. Why do you have so few?

Touch_of_Death
12th September 2004, 11:00 AM
A. Cos I have a life

Q. Why is this topic moved?

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 11:02 AM
A. Because it is spam

Q. Why are my stats kick butt?

Squidi
12th September 2004, 11:03 AM
A. cuz I said so

Q. Are pickles purple?

Touch_of_Death
12th September 2004, 11:07 AM
A. When your on drugs yes

Q. Why do you hate Spongebob?

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 11:09 AM
A. Cause he molested me.

Q. Why did the gummy bears molest me?

DrUNk PaNDa
12th September 2004, 12:02 PM
A: cause theyre all soft and sticky and they stuck to u

Q: ...why am i so sticky?

Touch_of_Death
12th September 2004, 12:08 PM
A. Cos you have glue on your ass

Q. Where does your cool avatar comes from?

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 12:50 PM
A. The internet

Q. What is the internet?

Touch_of_Death
12th September 2004, 01:00 PM
A. The biggest porn industry ever.

Q. Why aren't more people answering the questions?

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 01:44 PM
A. Avertisment

Q. What is the pic in your sig from?

Touch_of_Death
12th September 2004, 01:45 PM
A. Don't now I accedently fond it and tought it was cool.

Q. Do you think it's cool?

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 02:01 PM
A. I think it is weird

Q. Mind raising my rep if I do yours?

Touch_of_Death
12th September 2004, 02:06 PM
A. Yeah no prob.


Q Did you do mine?

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 02:08 PM
A. Yes

Q. Sex?

soupnazi
12th September 2004, 07:26 PM
A: sure why not....

Q: Whats the meaning of life?

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 07:33 PM
A. 13

Q. Why am I sexier then Tau?

Solinari
12th September 2004, 07:35 PM
Q. Why not?

soupnazi
12th September 2004, 07:37 PM
AHHHHH HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU ASKED A QUESTION AND BEFORE ANSWERING ONE!!!!!!! AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHH!!!! now I must answer a non-question to restore balance to the universe!

A) yes, 57 is definitly the right path.

Q) is the universe safe now?

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 07:45 PM
A. um.....your still alive so no

Q. What is the biggest forum on the net?

soupnazi
12th September 2004, 07:59 PM
A) that was a lame question kirby... i would probly say "ask2know" though...

Q) Why is one of my shoes blue... and one of them black?

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 08:06 PM
A. Sex had you thinking about other stuff other then your shoe color.

Q. Could you pm me the link to it?

dom
12th September 2004, 08:10 PM
a] only if you fuck krystin in the ass
q] whats your shoe size?

soupnazi
12th September 2004, 08:10 PM
A) nope cus I forgot the addy.... before they got a new server they had like a couple hundred thousand users thogh

Q) whats wrong with GUA?

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 08:14 PM
A. There is something wrong?

Q. What is it?

Marushia
12th September 2004, 08:15 PM
A. It's that we don't get enough credit for the work we put into our Spamming.

Q. Mmm Spam?

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 08:17 PM
A. No thank you. Eggs please.

Q. Cook me eggs.

soupnazi
12th September 2004, 08:17 PM
A) MMMMMM SPAM!!!!!!!!

Q) what IS spam... theres no way its what it really says it is.... ( i mean the real spam, not internet spam)

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 08:17 PM
A. It is a bad tasting meat

Q. LOL Meat?

soupnazi
12th September 2004, 08:18 PM
A)there is no way that spam contains any percentage of any meat, from any animal...

Q) WHAT IS IT DAMNIT

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 08:19 PM
A. A tyoe of human on animal sex

Q. What seperstes me from the animals?

soupnazi
12th September 2004, 08:21 PM
A) you are have a sense of silly

Q) Why am I not seperated from the animals?

iwishiknew
12th September 2004, 08:23 PM
A. Because you forgot to use a condom

Q. Condom?

Marushia
13th September 2004, 01:15 AM
A. Thanks. I needed that.

Q. For what?

iwishiknew
13th September 2004, 11:20 AM
A. You hand.

Q. What type of STD can you get from masturbation?

Callan
13th September 2004, 01:59 PM
A: X Syndrome of course....
Q: What is X Syndrome?

Wintermute
13th September 2004, 02:03 PM
A. This thing where you die.

Q. what is the secret of death?

v.v

asda[wc3]
13th September 2004, 02:07 PM
a. not living

b. oś est la Tour Eiffel?

Callan
13th September 2004, 02:08 PM
A: Nope, never been to france.
Q: Can anyone actually read that?

iwishiknew
13th September 2004, 02:20 PM
A. Yea. ok No.

Q. Why did this get so popular all of a sudden?

asda[wc3]
13th September 2004, 02:30 PM
A. because you weren't posting in it

B. i've ran out of questions to ask which might be slightly witty.

iwishiknew
13th September 2004, 02:35 PM
C. you had slightly witty questions?

Q. Did she?

soupnazi
13th September 2004, 06:25 PM
asda... kirby makes the spam and chat section what it is, it wouldnt be fun without him...

A) did she have witty questions.... I dunno cus I dunno who she is

Q)Who is she?

iwishiknew
13th September 2004, 06:26 PM
A. Um......

Q. A prostatute(sp?) maybe?

Callan
13th September 2004, 06:36 PM
A: Nah...
Q: Who came up with the short-term 'Nah...' ?

iwishiknew
13th September 2004, 06:37 PM
A. Me. DUH

Q. Why do you ask?

soupnazi
13th September 2004, 06:39 PM
A) I dunno... I think callan should stick to the million post thread.... I personally like the word nah... and it was probly a surfer of some kind....

Q) Does god love me :p?

iwishiknew
13th September 2004, 06:42 PM
A. Yes

Q. Surfer dude?

soupnazi
13th September 2004, 06:43 PM
A)... guy who hangs out at the beach and surfs all day....

Q) beach?

iwishiknew
13th September 2004, 06:47 PM
A. A female dog

Q. Why are you tring to get negative rep?

soupnazi
13th September 2004, 06:59 PM
A) cus its easier than getting positive rep

Q) why do people bother trying to beat me at chopper challenge? ;):P

iwishiknew
13th September 2004, 07:15 PM
A. because you cheated

Q. What is the order for the obstacles in the game?

soupnazi
13th September 2004, 07:46 PM
A) well first there are solid vertical, stationary bars, and then at 500 points it switches to spinning bars, and then at 1000 it switches to many bars rotating around one point... and at 1500 they stop spinning.... and I havent noticed any real change in the game after that... the points seem to rise slower though :p

Q) why would you say that I cheated?

Krogothic
13th September 2004, 07:47 PM
A: cuz we're all idiots
Q: Why are they NOT idiots?

soupnazi
13th September 2004, 08:00 PM
A) there is no conclusive evidence to answer that question with

Q)why are you answering a question I asked to kirby?

iwishiknew
13th September 2004, 08:03 PM
A. Because it is the purpose of the thread.

Q. Why are you a guy?

Riaka
13th September 2004, 08:07 PM
A. you see, when a mommy and daddy really love each other....

Q. Why?

iwishiknew
13th September 2004, 08:09 PM
A. Because when a Mommy and a Daddy realy love eachother

Q. Pwned?

Demonic
13th September 2004, 08:09 PM
A. Excess of alcohol

Q. splat?

Riaka
13th September 2004, 08:11 PM
A. no thanks, I'm trying to quit.

Q. Why is the Spam folder grouped under Serious Discussion???

iwishiknew
13th September 2004, 08:11 PM
A. Yes

Q. Huh?

Riaka
13th September 2004, 08:12 PM
A. Almost.

Q. Is that your final answer?

seta
13th September 2004, 08:20 PM
A: No

Q: What do you like 2 eet?

soupnazi
13th September 2004, 08:28 PM
A) pussy ;) :p

Q) what is filafal?

Captain Obvious
13th September 2004, 09:48 PM
A. Federal International Football Association For Athletic Lepers

Q. What is twelve by pies?

soupnazi
13th September 2004, 10:12 PM
(wooo good answer!)

A) hmm.... a bit less than 4...

Q) why cant I sleep at night?

iwishiknew
14th September 2004, 03:03 AM
A. I doun't know

Q. What is it?

Solinari
14th September 2004, 05:51 AM
A. A big donkey.

Q. Why is the earth so flat.

Perad
14th September 2004, 09:37 AM
cos it is,

why am i so tall

iwishiknew
14th September 2004, 01:17 PM
A. because you didn't use the A and Q thingies

Q. Where did you get that pic from in your sig?

Marushia
14th September 2004, 01:29 PM
A. From a monkey's ass.

Q. Why does J power his world?

DaunTed
14th September 2004, 01:36 PM
A. Cos hes a numb skull who loves a stupid letter, i mean T got old quick, J's just further out that T...Looser

Q. doesnt fishy fred's name just rock?

iwishiknew
14th September 2004, 01:41 PM
A. No, Rock's name rocks

Q. Can you use the shift key?

soupnazi
14th September 2004, 02:00 PM
A) you pry it off your key board and ram it as far up your enemies nose as possible, thus killing them...

Q) Why arent there any good infomercials on?

Paradigm_Shift
14th September 2004, 02:09 PM
A: Actually teh GGW infomercial is pretty good...
Q: When was the last time you took a shower? (omigod ur stinky)

Callan
14th September 2004, 05:53 PM
A: 12 minutes ago.....
Q: Must you know my personal life?

iwishiknew
14th September 2004, 07:21 PM
A. Yes

Q. For how long has Callan been a virgin?

Marushia
14th September 2004, 07:55 PM
A. Not as long as you.

Q. Will I ever get a g/f?

iwishiknew
15th September 2004, 03:27 AM
A. Not tell after you are married.

Q. Does that defeat the purpose?

Riaka
15th September 2004, 05:45 PM
A. Who cares?
Q. What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

iwishiknew
15th September 2004, 06:42 PM
A. Huh?

Q. Huh?

Callan
15th September 2004, 06:45 PM
A: That was a waste of a post. She meant that today, was tomarrow only yesterday.
Q: Why must words be confusing?

iwishiknew
15th September 2004, 06:55 PM
A. Huh

Q. K I R B Y what do they mean to you?

Captain Obvious
15th September 2004, 07:57 PM
A: "They" KIRBY is plural? I mean, KIRBY are plural? I mean... um... Kirby an a easy star KO.

Q: Where is the Shirley Temple?

Daedalus
15th September 2004, 08:21 PM
A: In your head.

Q: Where's that?

Callan
15th September 2004, 08:30 PM
A: His head? Its in his ass at the moment, don't ask why.
Q: Wait...now I'm curious, why is the sky blue?

Captain Obvious
15th September 2004, 08:35 PM
A: I could give you a good answer, but since that'd be off topic... Because it hates you.

Q: What time is it?
A: Time to get a watch.

Q: This statement is false. Was it right or wrong?

Aun Shi
15th September 2004, 08:35 PM
Q: Wait...now I'm curious, why is the sky blue?

A.Light is made up of electromagnetic waves.

The distance between 2 crests in this wave is called the wavelength.

White light contains all the colors of the rainbow.

The amount of light scattered for any given color depends on the wavelength of that color.

All the colors in white light have different wavelengths.

Red light has the longest wavelength.

The wavelength of blue light is about half that of red light.

This difference in wavelength causes blue light to be scattered nearly ten times more than red light. Lord Rayleigh studied this phenomena in detail. It is caused the Tyndall effect or Rayleigh scattering.

Lord Rayleigh also calculated that even without smoke and dust in the atmosphere, the oxygen and nitrogen molecules would still cause the sky to appear blue because of scattering.

When blue light waves try to go straight through an oxygen and nitrogen molecules, its light is scattered in all directions because of this collision.

This scattered blue light is what makes the sky blue.

All other colors (with longer wavelengths than blue light) are scattered too.

Blue light's short wavelength causes it to be scattered the most.

(The shorther the wavelength of the color, the more that color gets scattered by the atmosphere)

Actually, violet has the shortest wavelength of all colors. Violet is scattered even more than blue light. However, our eyes are much more sensitive to see blue than violet, therefore we see the sky as blue.

Very little visible light is absorbed by the atmosphere.

Q. What is the meaning of life if you cannot twist open your gf's jar of pickles?

Kerry04
15th September 2004, 09:52 PM
A. You won't ever be able to twist open your gf's jar of pickles, that's why you post on GUA (...is that what they're calling it now? A 'jar of pickles'? I just always called it a special anatomical place for teh ladies.)

Q. What is the meaning of life?

Captain Obvious
15th September 2004, 10:31 PM
A: Life is like a jar of pickles: impossible to open.

Q: Why?

Perad
16th September 2004, 01:15 AM
A:Because we are all very pickley... *sees tumble weed roll past
Q:If poo and chocolate are brown, how do we know which is which

iwishiknew
16th September 2004, 03:10 AM
A. Taste Test.

Q. What happened when a Mom and a Dad love eachother very much.

Bugga
16th September 2004, 05:17 AM
A. Kirby.

Q. Why am i here.

Krogothic
16th September 2004, 06:05 AM
A: You are our key to survival. You were destined to be here.

Q; Why are you not saving the world while you can?

Yakbutter
16th September 2004, 07:37 AM
A: Because he's a reptoid from syrius.

Q: Why is god purple?

iwishiknew
16th September 2004, 12:28 PM
A. He isn't. He sees EVERYTHING (head spins around)

Q. Why do I have this " Prayer Request Thread 15th September 2004 08:05 PM I don't like this post. " as a negative reputation point in my stuff?